The reason that straight people have been opposing gay marriage is not that it “undermines” traditional marriage. The real reason is that straight people do not want us to be happier than they are.
As a young drag queen growing up in the middle of Missour-ah, sports was THE thing you had to be good at to be popular in school. I was not.
Finding the space to grow a dozen Mary Jane plants is only half the hurdle. What’s really withering my plans is Mr. Waste himself. He absolutely refuses to have pot growing in the house.
Gay used to be so exciting. We were all double agents, secretly flaunting our fabulous gay lives by night and covering up with our Clark Kent and Lois Lane suits by day.
Before I get started, you must know that it takes a lot to get me angry.
Nuclia has quite the sordid past with peanut butter.
Why are gay men and straight men so different? Sure, we are attracted to opposite sexes. But the differences run so much deeper than the person we want to sleep with.
If I had not become a drag queen, I’d probably be a puppeteer.
So the next time you find yourself in a room full of nakedness, remember that we all come in many different shapes and sizes. One size does not fit all. But it sure is fun trying.
I call myself an artist. I was always creative as a child. My mud pies were to die for. My sidewalk chalk creations were the envy of Sotheby’s. I graduated from the Kansas City Art Institute and now work by day as a creative director.