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The brink of extinction

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 09 May 2013 16:00:18 +0000

Wooly mammoths have always fascinated me. It's the convergence of my two most favorite things, elephants and dinosaurs. With a mastodon, you get two for the price of one.

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Karma’s little helper

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:00:06 +0000

I have a nickname for myself: Karma’s Little Helper. I believe in karma. If you do bad things, bad things will happen to you. If you do good things, good things will happen.

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The name game: What will we call our civil union partners?

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:00:17 +0000

Now we are faced with that question of the ages, 'What are we going to call our civil union spouses?' Never fear, I am queer and I am here with your answers.

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‘Pope Nuclia’ has a nice ring to it…

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:00:31 +0000

Holy smokes. The pope resigned. The leader of the Roman Catholic Church, the right hand man of God, is calling it quits.

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Gay-mers, unite!

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:00:18 +0000

Put a joystick or D-pad in my hands and I will find every last Pokemon, close every last Oblivion gate, slay every last Skyrim dragon. I can’t help myself.

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The energizer granny

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:00:36 +0000

Now some people dread visits from their relatives, especially their moms. Not us. Our house has never been cleaner. You see, when Momma Waste comes for a visit, she cannot sit still.

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To the drag cave, Batman!

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:00:41 +0000

Our drag dungeon in Gaypleton is expanding. It’s not because I am running out of space for my 22 wigs, 32 purses and racks and racks of dresses and costumes.

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Porn this way

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:00:21 +0000

When I was younger, I knew porn was bad. Raised as a goody-two shoes Roman Catholic altar boy, porn was a big no-no. On overnight sleepovers, my grade school friend Mike would produce issues of Playboy, lifted from his dad’s secret stash. Even though I knew it was a sin, I would sneak peeks at [...]

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The blame game: Who’s really at fault for the impending apocalypse?

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 18:00:19 +0000

Gays are being blamed for Hurricane Sandy’s destruction of the east coast. At a November rally against marriage equality in Maryland, pastor Luke Robinson blamed the storm on New York City’s mayor Michael Bloomberg and the $250,000 he donated to help pass Question 6 for Maryland marriage equality.

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The last thing you may ever read

Nuclia Waste — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:00:55 +0000

The world is going to end in 16 days, or less, depending on when you’re reading this. Well, not really end, per se. The Mayan calendar will simply run out of days on December 21. It could be, as some believe, a prediction of the end of the world. Or it could be the Mayans lacked a bigger piece of stone on which to carve their calendar. Bless their sacrificial hearts.

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