Happy Birthday Madonna!
August 16, 2012 | 6:00 pm
It’s Madonna’s birthday today. Could you have guessed that she’s a Leo? All across the world, and America too, the gays – plus maybe a straight person here there – are pumping out YouTube videos wishing the global pop artist a happy 54th. The videos are part of a video contest and the top entries will be judged by Madonna herself.
The winner, we’ve heard, gets free concert tickets to one of Madonna’s upcoming shows. That’s gotta be worth oh, I dunno, like a bajillion dollars, which is a lot in this economy!
This was all randomly explained to us by a coworker, plus we made up the part about Madonna personally judging the contest (she might, though) and about there only being one winner, so we aren’t sure how much is true. Take it with a grain of salt, and then a glass of water to detox that salt so you don’t bloat. But what we DO know for damn sure is that this local gay’s video wishing Madonna a happy birthday is hilarious, and that the dude has enough gay energy to sling maybe 200 babies over his back like a sack of softballs and carry them all the way to Canada without even letting a single one get dropped or smushed. We are jealous of his energy! We want, like, some of the shit that he is on.
He’s a f%&@ing honey badger.
How many places around Denver do can you recognize in this video?